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  <title>It's Funny. Laugh.</title>
  <subtitle>I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Miss Berit Herr.</name>
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  <updated>2008-01-04T22:33:28Z</updated>
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    <title>A haikuuu~ &amp;lt;3</title>
    <published>2008-01-04T22:33:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-04T22:33:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;O my love, so strong&lt;br /&gt;so gracefull and endearing,&lt;br /&gt;I sit and stare so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your graceful brown hair,&lt;br /&gt;and your eyes and your voice too.&lt;br /&gt;are captivating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If anyone knew &lt;br /&gt;of this secret love I have,&lt;br /&gt;they wont understand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just want to sit&lt;br /&gt;and listen to you speaking,&lt;br /&gt;you filling the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:teh_director:1641</id>
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    <title>I am a bride for halloween~! *-*</title>
    <published>2007-10-30T04:05:07Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-30T04:05:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;table border="0" style="border: 1px black solid; width: 90%"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/"&gt;My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted"&gt;teh-director goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a bride.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/her_assistant"&gt;her_assistant&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You get a toothbrush.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/is_it_laced/"&gt;is_it_laced&lt;/a&gt; gives you 19 white spearmint-flavoured wafers.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/lady_edward/"&gt;lady_edward&lt;/a&gt; gives you 14 yellow banana-flavoured nuggets.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_barkeep/"&gt;the_barkeep&lt;/a&gt; gives you 2 tan passionfruit-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_taisa/"&gt;the_taisa&lt;/a&gt; gives you 1 red-orange mint-flavoured gummy bats.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/twangles/"&gt;twangles&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You lose 28 pieces of candy!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/und_ich_hore/"&gt;und_ich_hore&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You lose 4 pieces of candy!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/zeig_dich_nicht/"&gt;zeig_dich_nicht&lt;/a&gt; gives you 8 brown blueberry-flavoured jawbreakers.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/zeppelind/"&gt;zeppelind&lt;/a&gt; gives you 14 milky white chocolate-flavoured wafers.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/zister_kaver/"&gt;zister_kaver&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted"&gt;teh-director ends up with 21 pieces of candy, and a toothbrush.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;form action="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/index.cgi" method="post"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center"&gt;Go trick-or-treating! Username: &lt;input type="text" name="username" size="10"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Let&amp;#39;s Go!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"&gt;Another fun meme brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;rfreebern&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;v-v thank you ilse~ ive been planning to get a new one~! &amp;hearts;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:teh_director:1479</id>
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    <title>In the Spirit..</title>
    <published>2007-02-14T22:13:21Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-14T22:24:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Happy &lt;s&gt;New Years Eve&lt;/s&gt; St. Valentines Day, Ilse. &amp;hearts;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.fresh-flowers-galore.com/html/images/S3153large.jpg" alt=""&gt;</content>
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    <title>teh_director @ 2006-10-21T23:51:00</title>
    <published>2006-10-22T03:51:04Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-22T04:00:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">berit: and on this farm he had a cow..</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:teh_director:645</id>
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    <title>This is my House.</title>
    <published>2006-10-09T08:56:38Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-14T00:41:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8089/invitethumbon0.png" alt="My Corridors are very narrow, no pun intended."&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content>
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